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heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

(via thefuuuucomics)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(via thisblogcouldbemoresonic)

corporalbutts:

i dont care what you’ve done, who you know, what you’ve seen, there is no such thing as too hardcore for musical theater

(via thisblogcouldbemoresonic)

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

(via tachiibanaa)

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

(via the-mind-palace-paradox)

loungezombie:

katyissuperawesome:

zethian:

Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes

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LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE

fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.

In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…

that is actually hilarious

(via tachiibanaa)

wigglyflippingout:

memeguy-com:

Im drunk and this is pretty weird

god bless the 501st

wigglyflippingout:

memeguy-com:

Im drunk and this is pretty weird

god bless the 501st

(via peteykins)

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

(via peteykins)

mrcomatoseoverthr:

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist

(Source: aidn, via kissmeunderthenorthernlights)

hailthekings:

hailthekings:

my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

update: he told her the truth

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(via kissmeunderthenorthernlights)

phantomhivefanatic:

suber:

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

I WAS NOT PREPARED!!!

(via tachiibanaa)

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21

(via tachiibanaa)

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

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