nohetero:

kittenhugs:

It’s a ham sandwich

like was that really fucking nessecary
you all have to sleep in that spot

nohetero:

kittenhugs:

It’s a ham sandwich

like was that really fucking nessecary

you all have to sleep in that spot

(Source: addelburgh, via konketsu)

frozenswanwings:

terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore


And we are proud of it

frozenswanwings:

terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

And we are proud of it

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog, via annapunzel)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via odamnsons)

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle, via thefuuuucomics)

tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via annapunzel)

computationalcalculator:

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO

computationalcalculator:

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO

(via the-mind-palace-paradox)

burritorama:

sizvideos:

Video

Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?

(via thedizbizz)

crowcrow:

this happy goat is making me feel so happy about everything

(Source: jeffephotography, via m1nd-0ver-matter)

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

(via tachiibanaa)

(Source: bcat-e, via krystalllita)

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heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

(via thefuuuucomics)

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier, via thisblogcouldbemoresonic)

corporalbutts:

i dont care what you’ve done, who you know, what you’ve seen, there is no such thing as too hardcore for musical theater

(via thisblogcouldbemoresonic)