tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

(via thefuuuucomics)

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

(via the-mind-palace-paradox)

furbearingbrick:

mini-moth:

stars—-thunderbird:

miss-nerdgasmz:

kelbremdusk:

kelbremdusk:

Finding jeans that actually fit is like ten times more difficult than the journey to fucking mount doom

are you fucking kidding me why does this have so many notes

because it is triumphant and beautiful

I always buy at least two of the same pair of jeans if they fit right. I never know when I’ll come across ones that for again.

as a short plus-sized woman, this speaks to me on a spritual level

(via the-mind-palace-paradox)

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

(via thefuuuucomics)

the-mind-palace-paradox:

Do it
press enter

the-mind-palace-paradox:

Do it

press enter

(Source: lesterellisjr)

trxpicals:

my laptop is warmer than my heart 

(Source: trxpicals, via thefuuuucomics)

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

(Source: hi-dianaa, via the-mind-palace-paradox)

peteykins:

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

Aka California

jessicadrags:

If you do not think this is one of the best scenes in cinematic history, you are wrong.

she got the oscar for this performance.

image

(via kissmyships)

whenyouwishupondisney:

disney-magical:

shoujo-addict:

別れ

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEARTLESS MONSTER

WHO LET YOU?!?!

whenyouwishupondisney:

disney-magical:

shoujo-addict:

別れ

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEARTLESS MONSTER

WHO LET YOU?!?!

(via odamnsons)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via weepingfandom)

brbjellyfishing:

do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor

(via livingsilhouettes)

drunktrophywife:

One of the sprouse twins has an Instagram dedicated to taking pictures of people who take pictures of him and it’s amazing

(Source: drunktrophywife, via xxfreakensteinxx)